Can't Open It: A Semi-Autobiographical Spooky Experiment

Hey there, Lynchliners… the things I’ve had to do to get this baby working, for god’s sake. First I had to repurpose a USB connector ostensibly meant for my Wacom drawing tablet. Then I discovered my nice-ish USB microphone would not be recognized by Substack’s recording feature, though I could upload my own prerecorded MP3s. Naturally, I then discovere…